Flag Thief Robs Chicken Man!

http://consumerist.com/2012/06/guy-in-chicken-suit-just-trying-to-do-his-job-gets-his-american-flag-stolen.html

LOL
I bet that ruffled a few feathers.
I would have liked to be the police dispatcher and hear that tale. That's a lot better than the one where some guy called 911 to complain about his sandwich not having enough mayonnaise.

http://consumerist.com/2012/06/to-clarify-911-is-not-a-sandwich-complaint-hotline.html